Christina Aguilera muffed the National Anthem, which just goes to show what happens when people make her sing with clothes on.
Sitting outside the the stadium watching the Super Bowl on a big TV is like walking your date to her front door and then making love to her mailbox.
A car that provides automatic Facebook updates makes us yearn for a car that tweets the firmness of our BMs.
Somewhere Axl Rose is throwing a television out of a Motel 6 listening to Fergie butcher Sweet Child O' Mine. At least he had the decency to wear a catcher's mask when he was caterwauling.
Didn't Slash used to be a rock star?
The producer responsible for the sound mix for the Black Eyed Peas should probably start updating his resume. Haven't seen that many dead mikes since This Is It.
Eminem is lapping the field as biggest celebrity whore of Super Bowl 45. When did the Real Slim Shady start shilling soft drinks?
The Packers have a guy named Frank Zombo... George Romero needs to get cracking on a Super Bowl of the Dead script.
The new Mini "Cram in the the Boot" commercial seems ready made for a porn parody.
Kim Kardashian just did a high gloss version of her sex tape, but I think I'm supposed to buy women's cross trainers or something.
How does that taste Brett Favre? Maybe you and Joe Montana can hold each other and have a pity party sometime.
The Real Slim Shady didn't start shilling for Coca Cola or Pepsi either -- he was pimping Brisk Iced Tea of all things (is that a further step down?) in a commercial that ended with the assertion that he didn't do commercials. That was then followed later with another Eminem commercial...
The Real Slim Shady didn't start shilling for Coca Cola or Pepsi either -- he was pimping Brisk Iced Tea of all things (is that a further step down?) in a commercial that ended with the assertion that he didn't do commercials. That was then followed later with another Eminem commercial...
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