Rush Limbaugh: Making Logic his Bitch, One Fallacy at a Time

 It's just a damn shame when a woman let's herself go this way...

So Rush Limbaugh thinks Michelle Obama is fat, which raises the question - what forty-something mothers-of-two is he using as his baseline? We wish we were that fat. But given that she's a whale, Rush Limbaugh has concluded that Michelle Obama is a hypocrite for advancing her anti-obesity/healthy kids initiative. How can an obese woman who allows herself to be caught dining on short ribs possibly be able to offer dietary advice to children? Therefore the whole initiatve should be scrapped, because "Leaders are supposed to lead. If we are supposed to go out and eat nothing, if we are supposed to eat roots, berries and tree bark, show us how."

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Prince: Gett Off or Get off

Reminds me of something James used to say...

Listen up, y'all. If Prince invites you up on stage to dance with him during one of his concerts than you had best shake your ass for His Purpleness. Otherwise, this is liable to go down:

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Musings on the Super Bowl

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• Christina Aguilera muffed the National Anthem, which just goes to show what happens when people make her sing with clothes on.
• Sitting outside the the stadium watching the Super Bowl on a big TV is like walking your date to her front door and then making love to her mailbox.
• A car that provides automatic Facebook updates makes us yearn for a car that tweets the firmness of our BMs.
• Somewhere Axl Rose is throwing a television out of a Motel 6 listening to Fergie butcher Sweet Child O' Mine. At least he had the decency to wear a catcher's mask when he was caterwauling.
• Didn't Slash used to be a rock star?
• The producer responsible for the sound mix for the Black Eyed Peas should probably start updating his resume. Haven't seen that many dead mikes since This Is It.
• Eminem is lapping the field as biggest celebrity whore of Super Bowl 45. When did the Real Slim Shady start shilling soft drinks?
• The Packers have a guy named Frank Zombo... George Romero needs to get cracking on a Super Bowl of the Dead script.
• The new Mini "Cram in the the Boot" commercial seems ready made for a porn parody.
• Kim Kardashian just did a high gloss version of her sex tape, but I think I'm supposed to buy women's cross trainers or something.
• How does that taste Brett Favre? Maybe you and Joe Montana can hold each other and have a pity party sometime.