|Don't not "friend" Melanie Spanopoulos.|
How does a fight about a Facebook "friend" even work?
Status Update: So SAD the Jets lost. A little wasted. Driving home with my cuz!
Favorite Activities: Walking. Boys.
Status Update: Fucking Jets. So angry right now. Nobody better mess with me.
Favorite Activities: "getting drunk" and "speaking gibberish" *Actual favorite activities
A short time later...
Status Update: Wow, cuz is trippin' over some boy that likes me. Awkward.
Favorite Activities: Misjudging the seriousness of situations.
Status Update: I'm so pissed cause my cousin thinks she's all that. Whatev.
Favorite Activities: Bad Decisions, Overreacting.
A Squeal of Tires, and Short Tussle later...
Status Update: My stupid cousin won't get back in the van. So angry, OMG. Friend my bumper, bitch!
Favorite Activities: Homicidal rage.
Status Update: Holy S#$t, my cuz just ran me over with the van (twice). Can't feel my legs. (Melanie Spanopoulos Likes this)
Favorite Activities: Crawling, Begging for my life.
Status Update: OMG, speedbump city!
Favorite Activities: Vehicular assault, Fleeing the scene.
Status Update: Argh, my fucking pelvis is broken. So is my leg!
Favorite Activities: Rehab.
Status Update: Arraignments suck, but the bailiff is a hottie.
Favorite Activities: Making Bail, Finding a lawyer.
Events: My Trial.